Denise, XVIII, INFP.

sickfake:

fuck yall with your “i want hickies and to nap with him and make out in the bath <3 relationship goals” posts. you know what i want? a smoothie and immediate death. 

  #about me    #when will i be free    #tw death    #tw food mention  

hannigraham:

History Meme || {1/4} phrases
L E T  T H E M  E A T  C A K E ●

It’s one of the most famous quotes in history. At some point around 1789, when being told that her French subjects had no bread, Marie-Antoinette (bride of France’s King Louis XVI) supposedly sniffed, “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”—“Let them eat cake.” With that callous remark, the queen became a hated symbol of the decadent monarchy and fueled the revolution that would cause her to (literally) lose her head several years later. But did Marie-Antoinette really say those infuriating words? No, there is no record of her ever saying it.

That aside, what’s even more convincing is the fact that the “Let them eat cake” story had been floating around for years before 1789. It was first told in a slightly different form about Marie-Thérèse, the Spanish princess who married King Louis XIV in 1660. She allegedly suggested that the French people eat “la croûte de pâté” (or the crust of the pâté). Over the next century, several other 18th-century royals were also blamed for the remark, including two aunts of Louis XVI. Most famously, the philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau included the pâté story in his “Confessions” in 1766, attributing the words to “a great princess” (probably Marie-Thérèse). Whoever uttered those unforgettable words, it was almost certainly not Marie-Antoinette, who at the time Rousseau was writing was only 10 years old—three years away from marrying the French prince and eight years from becoming queen.

  #history    #tw food mention    #space the final queue  

freckles-and-books:

Me: I like my coffee black like my soul.
Me: haha just kidding *dumps a shit ton of creamer and sugar into coffee*

  #tw food mention    #me as HELL    #text  

olicvty:

a tv show either gets cancelled as a cinnamon roll or lives long enough to be a problematic fave

  #supernatural    #text    #tw food mention  
thegestianpoet:
“news alert steve buscemi types out his laughter in italics and likes cheesecake
”thegestianpoet:
“news alert steve buscemi types out his laughter in italics and likes cheesecake
”thegestianpoet:
“news alert steve buscemi types out his laughter in italics and likes cheesecake
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thegestianpoet:

news alert steve buscemi types out his laughter in italics and likes cheesecake 

  #my sweet son :)))    #Steve Buscemi    #fav    #tw food mention  
  #tw food mention    #zendaya  

inkskinned:

sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?

  #tw glass    #tw food mention    #text  

ethankwolfe:

People stealing food/ necessities because they need to survive in our shithole of a government: Zero judgment, I’m incredibly sorry you’re in this situation, do what you need to do to survive.

People stealing designer clothes and makeup because you don’t want to pay for it and you “enjoy the rush”: Absolute assholes, grow the fuck up and stop pretending what you’re doing is a “hobby”.

  #tw food mention    #text  
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